If you go down to the woods today,
Prepare for a big surprise,
For there you'll meet the Slenderman.
Believe me, I'm not telling lies.
As soon as you pick up that paper,
You're really not in for a treat,
For if you were to turn around,
Slenderman, you will meet.
Watch out for Slender's... Can I say face?
For then you'll see your doom.
Make sure your flashlight's on bright.
For in the shadows, he does loom.
- Alice Penny